ACI LIMITED

Hello and welcome to the homepage for ACI Limited (which stands for Andrew/Avril Cookie Industries Limited, the only reason why we even bother adding the "limited" part into the wesbsite is so that it sounds more official!), so I guess I should talk a bit about the company and what we are all about. As you can probably guess from the name of our company, we like to make cookies! Our goal as a business is to become the biggest cookie making business of all time, we want to have monopoly over the entire market to ensure that our cookies will be number one and unmatched by any other type of cookie. They will taste so nice that people start having them for all the meals of the day! But I am getting ahead of myself here, we would love to see our cookies sold in every continent and accross every possible corner of the Earth we can sell our cookies at, and of course the goal is to make a lot of money, as that is basically the goal of every business in the end.(Ah, so most businesses don't like disclosing that this is their end goal as it makes them sound greedy and bad, but you see, we like having a transparent business model where we are one with the people, we are so open, I am literally going to put an income statement for our business down below 😇).

Now, when I said that I would like our company to expand to every content and cover every surface of the Earth so anyone anywhere has access to buying our cookies, I meant it. We plan to be the first cookie business to do a variety of ingenious ideas that I can not talk about in full detail here because no doubt someone else would want to steal our ideas. I will just talk about one of them to give you a teaser of what there is to come in the future. We plan to open the very first ever cookie joint in Antartica, yes, we did say that we are going to sell our cookies there to all the creatures that could possibly want our amazing cookies, we accept any creature so long as that creature has money, such as penguins or seals. We also want to open the first cookie train which is basically a sushi train, accept for the major difference we have different types of cookies going around the track instead!

At this point, you may be wondering how we actually plan to accomplish all this, well it is relatively simple, we are using the classic strategy know as "eliminating" all competition. We will buy out all other brands that sell cookies one by one, so that we are the only global super power in the industry if cookies! I know that this sounds like a highly ambitious goal, but I think it is highly possible seeing as the cookie indsutry isn't too established. We plan to buy up such brands like Cookie Time and Mrs Higgens, starting off in New Zealand, and eventually becoming a global super power. Alright, that is enough from me, I hope you stay with us on this amazing journey to beocming the biggest company in the world!